I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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