how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
