After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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