You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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