Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
A+ Viking dick
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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