IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize