dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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