He is an equal opportunity slut.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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