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Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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