Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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