In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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