I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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