do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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