i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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