I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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