I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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