You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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