His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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