Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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