Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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