Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wanna passion pit in your ass
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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