i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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