Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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