from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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