The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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