I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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