how can u be prego again
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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