come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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