I heard we made out
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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