We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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