I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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