i don't plan on having that self control this summer
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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