Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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