Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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