its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
How external is "for external use only"?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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