I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I think your dad took our porno
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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