I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
