Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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