Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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