Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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