I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
