a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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