when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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