Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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