I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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