The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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