Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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