i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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