Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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