so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize