I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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