just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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